sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
reasons why i stop replying:
- i’m busy
- you’re boring
- i’m mad
- you replied with one word
- you asked for a pic
oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao
in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily
imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly