hello
hello, hi, hola, bonjour, guten tag, hallo, konichiwa, annyeong
currently
watching
teen wolf s4
suits s4
hannibal s2
reading
damned by chuck palahniuk
friends
i'll put them all in here when i can be bothered lol soz

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

fuckinq:

my brain has too many tabs open

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

rdjsass:

me whenever

souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

uncoke:

imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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