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hello, hi, hola, bonjour, guten tag, hallo, konichiwa, annyeong
currently
watching
supernatural s9
hannibal s2
game of thrones s4

reading
looking for alaska
friends
i'll put them all in here when i can be bothered lol soz

kahario:

I CANT BREATHE

netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than me

person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

imfinedean:

When I send my friends to watch a show

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burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry


Title: Gotta Get Away

Artist: The Black Keys

Played: 17327 times

The Black Keys - Gotta Get Away

departured:

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

capitolpurebloodwithatardis221b:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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He’s like a cross between Zac Efron and Jensen Ackles 

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone